| entertained enough that |
| they decided to |
 |
| host a party |
 |
| in honor of |
|
| the great oracle |
|
| who was also |
 |
| into some weird |
|
| kinky shit like |
|
| German dungeon bondage |
|
| and cross dressing. |
|
| In the morning Dangalf said: (That sounds so familiar to a card in Cards Against Humanity)German dungeon bondage |
 |
| the great oracle |
|
| called to build |
|
| a statue of |
|
| It was because |
 |
| he was obsessed |
|
| with toys and |
|
| trinkets such as |
|
| wooden figures of |
|
| baby ducks and |
|
| men with guns |
|
| These toys symbolized |
|
| the mighty joy |
| of hunting ducks |
|
| with his father |
|
| while wearing nothing |
|
| except a thong |
|
| and a pair |
|
| green filthy socks |
| These memories were |
|
| very important to |
|
| the oracle because |
|
| they contained powerful |
|
| texts about the |
| forbidden sexual arts |
|
| and bad girls. |
 |
| The oracle still |
| believed in the |
|
| power of friendship |
|
| but his religion |
|
| strictly forbid friendship |
|
| as evil as |
|
| most other vegetables. |
|
| fed to those |
|
| who are scared |
|
| of giant armadillos. |
CylicoMay 7, 2016 5:13 AM
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